20+ Funny Birthday Wishes with Wine

Do you have a friend that always has a wine glass in their hands?

Looking for a unique and fun way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes with wine – 100% original – that are sure to get a laugh!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes with Wine
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday! Have that second glass of wine (not that you needed an excuse)!

2. You’re how old? Poor you…Oops, stupid autocorrect, I meant pour you another glass of wine.

3. Once every generation, someone with impeccable taste in wine is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

4. You’re not old, you’re vintage! Happy birthday!

5. Whining about getting old won’t help, but wine-ing will. Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! I’d say let’s go out tonight, but we both know it’s more fun drinking wine at home.

7. Know why we’re such good friends? Because they say grape minds think alike. Happy birthday!

8. Like a good glass of wine, you’re sweet, slightly tart, and full-bodied. Happy birthday!

9. They say you don’t need wine to have a good birthday, but why risk it?

10. May your birthday be filled with happiness, joy, love…and wine!

11. Heard your in-laws are coming over for your birthday tonight. Wine to the rescue!

12. The store manager said we could have your party in the wine aisle. Figured you’d like that since you spend so much time there!

13. Happy birthday! I called your boss and he said you can stay home and drink wine all day!

14. Heard you’re telling everybody you turned 29. Guess you’re hitting the wine early today, huh?

15. They say wine gets better with age, but they really meant age gets better with wine…lots of wine.

16. Wine is God’s way of saying happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Whether you like red or white, the last thing we’re gonna be today is blue!

18. We’re more than just fine friends, we’re wine friends. Happy birthday!

19. I was going to bake you a cake for your birthday, but the store didn’t have any wine-flavored cake mix.

20. Chardon – “hey!” It’s your birthday!