20+ Funny Birthday Wishes with Goats

Does your friend or family member LOVE goats?

Searching for a silly and sarcastic way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

You’ll LOVE these 20+ funny birthday wishes with goats – 100% one-of-a-kind – that will definitely get some laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes with Goats
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday! I’m so excited it’s your birthday that you won’t be able to fence me in!

2. What do your goats and 90’s commercials have in common? “Goat” milk! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! Not all of my friends own goats, only the best ones!

4. I heard you were taking your goats canoeing for your birthday? Sounds weird, but whatever floats your goat! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! You used to be a spring chicken, now you’re an old goat!

6. I don’t always play with goats. But when I do, I prefer to play with your goats! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! I almost got you a gift, but then I remembered that you own goats. How can I beat that?

8. It’s your birthday today? “Buck” yeah! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! I’ve never told you this, but I don’t like baby goats. Just kidding!

10. Goats are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! You’re more than just a good friend, you’re the GOAT (greatest of all time)!

12. We hope you enjoy your birthday meal tonight! Do you think we could have the leftovers? Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! If you had a Spanish goat with no hind legs, what would you call him? “Gracias!”

14. What do you call a smooth-talking goat? A flattering ram! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday to my friend with the crazy eyes!

16. You’re not over the hill, you’re just being put out to pasture! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! I hope your day’s not “MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH”

18. I’d say that we’re best friends, but I know you like hanging out with your goats more! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! Here’s hoping you find a doe to spend the evening with! If not, you could always just “bleat” it!

20. Did you know that female goats can easily get amnesia? I’m not sure, doe! Happy birthday!