20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Uncle

Is today your favorite uncle’s special day?

Want a funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for uncles – 100% unique – that are guaranteed to get some chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Uncle
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1. Getting older isn’t easy. Unfortunately, you can’t say “uncle” and make it stop! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! People will call you old today but just remember – old age is “relative!”

3. Grandma and grandpa made some mistakes in their lives – you’re one of my favorites! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! Thanks for always being older than me!

5. Plethora! I know that word really means a lot to you! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday to one of the sweatiest guys I know! Thank goodness you married “Aunty Perspirant!”

7. Did you know that being funny is like diarrhea? They both “run in your genes!” Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday to the funniest person in our family! But looks aren’t everything…

9. I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, it was usually my uncle that helped me score it! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday to my uncle with an awful potty mouth! Your kids are always “cousin” (cussin’) when we’re together!

11. They say that good family is one of life’s best treasures, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Uncles are God’s way to remind you that your parents aren’t so bad!

13. As you get older, it’s harder and harder to put your socks on. If that upsets you, would that make you a “cross” dresser? Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! I don’t care what my parents say, I think you’re a great uncle!

15. Did you hear about the movie “Constipation” that came out earlier this year? Actually, it didn’t! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! If you and my dad were conjoined twins and separated at birth, would you be my uncle, once removed?

17. What’s the difference between dad jokes and uncle jokes? Uncle jokes are funnier, smarter, and cooler! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! If you had a 24-hour epileptic episode, would you be “seizing” the day?

19. They say that if you do yoga every day you’ll live longer. Personally, I think it’s kind of a stretch! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! I heard that you are addicted to Viagra. My aunt must be taking it hard…