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20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Nephew
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1. Happy birthday! My wish for you is that one day you’ll be as good-looking and humble as me!
2. I’d tease you about your age, but I’m older than you! Happy birthday nephew!
3. Happy birthday to the nephew that has his mom’s nose! That’s gross and you should give it back!
4. Did you know that being cool and good-looking is hereditary? So… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!
5. Happy birthday! What do you call a Mexican nephew? “Nacho” son!
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6. If you were a twin, do you think your sister’s name would be “De-Niece?” Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday! I know you want to go hang out with your friends, but wouldn’t you rather spend time with us tonight?
8. When you were little, you could never remember the Spanish word for “please,” no matter how hard you tried. I think that’s “poor for four!” Happy birthday!
9. Happy birthday! You’re a star and I love you like a “sun!”
10. I don’t always give my nephew beer. But when I do, I make sure that his parents don’t know! Happy birthday!
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11. Happy birthday to the nephew that makes me glad I didn’t have a son!
12. Did you know that you’ve got a great immune system? It’s because of your “auntie”-bodies! Happy birthday!
13. Happy birthday! Make sure you invite the mushroom to your birthday party! I hear he’s a “fun-gi!”
14. Hey, I got you a third shoe! It seems like you grow another foot every time I see you! Happy birthday!
15. Happy birthday! Getting older isn’t easy unless you have an awesome uncle like me!
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16. They say that good family is one of life’s best treasures, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!
17. Happy birthday! I was just asked if I had a couple of nieces. I said no, but I have a “ne-few!”
18. Did you know there was a kidnapping in your home when you were a baby? Actually, it usually happened every afternoon! Happy birthday!
19. Happy birthday! I heard you recently failed a grammar test. There their they’re…
20. It’s a fact that you get less caviar from a fish with a nephew. That’s because it’s “in a fish aunt” (inefficient!) Happy birthday!
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