20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Mom

Is today a special day for one of the most important women in your life? Looking for a humorous way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for moms – 100% unique – that are guaranteed to get some chuckles!

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20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Mom
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1. Happy birthday! When asked their favorite flower, most people say roses. For me, though, I’m glad to be “y-orchid!”

2. I don’t always let others wipe my butt. But when I do, I prefer to have my mom do it! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! I know I wasn’t an easy kid to raise, but just know it turned you into the woman you are today! And an alcoholic!

4. Why can’t moms make dad jokes? Because if they did, the jokes would be “mummified!” Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday to my favorite palindrome!

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6. It’s said that a great family is one of life’s best gifts, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy the gift I got you! Know what I want for my next birthday? A little brother!

8. Did you hear about the kid that set their room on fire when her mom asked her to clean it? It was a hot mess! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Thanks for always being older than me!

10. You’re “pear”-fect mom! “Olive” you! Happy birthday!

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11. Happy birthday! I hope your special day is mom-entus and like no m-other!

12. Did you know that good looks are like diarrhea? They both “run in your genes!” Happy birthday mom!

13. Happy birthday to the woman that knew the truth… when a stranger would tell her how good her kids were in public!

14. Growing up, I always wanted to own an airplane. While that dream didn’t come true, I do have a “helicopter mom!” Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Did you know that the game “duck, duck, goose” was created by a dad? If it was made by a mom, it would be called “duct, duct, tape!”

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16. Did you hear about the mom that told people she was Mexican? Turns out, she “madre” it up! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Your gift? You get to choose the cake flavor you make for yourself!

18. You’re more than just a mom, you’re an Item Location Specialist! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! I hope you enjoy your day out! Just remember to not talk to strangers and look both ways when you cross the street!

20. Hey, do you mind taking the batteries out of the smoke detector? We don’t want to set it off with your birthday cake tonight! Happy birthday!

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