20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Husband

Is today your husband’s special day?

Looking for a sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek way to remind them how old they are?

You’ll LOVE these 20+ funny birthday wishes for husbands – 100% one-of-a-kind – that will definitely get some laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Husband
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1. Happy birthday to the man that’s ruined me for other men!

2. Birthdays are so much more fun now that we’re married – there’s more of you to love! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! They say that finding your soulmate is one of life’s greatest gifts, so… you’re welcome!

4. I went to the hardware store and asked for a tool set for my husband. The salesperson there said “no trades!” Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! I know how much you like my cooking so… we’re going out to eat!

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6. Thanks for always being older than me! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! If I had to be given a life sentence, I’m glad it was with you!

8. When we first started dating, I thought you were so funny! Now, I still find you funny… looking! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! They say “happy wife, happy life” so I’ll let you do something nice for me today!

10. I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you! Happy birthday!

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11. Happy birthday! Your gift? We’re having a big orgy at your birthday party! Everybody’s coming…

12. The best thing about marrying Mr. Right? That makes me Mrs. Always Right! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! For your gift, I’ll let your hand take the night off tonight!

14. I think time travel may be real – loving you can make a week feel like a thousand years! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Sure, you can go hang out with your buddies tonight! Just make sure you’re home by 8:30!

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16. Remember when you asked me if you looked better without glasses? I checked this morning and you do look better with my glasses off! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! When we got married, it was said that two became one. So… I got myself a gift today!

18. Hey, just wanted to give you a massage for your birthday! Message, meant to say message (don’t get any ideas!) Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday to my first husband!

20. If I had to choose someone to get fat with, I’m glad it was you! Happy birthday!

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