20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Daughter

Is it your “favorite” daughter’s birthday?

Want a silly and tongue-in-cheek way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

You’ll LOVE these 20+ funny birthday wishes for daughters – 100% one-of-a-kind – that are sure to get some laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Daughter
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1. Happy birthday! If you’re still out and you see cows sleeping in the field, it means it’s “pasture” bedtime and you should get home!

2. Sorry it took so long to tell you this, but you were ado… rable as a baby! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! I was at the car dealership and got a new car for you! Great trade! So, pack your bags…

4. You’re “pear”-fect! “Olive” you so much it’s “bananas!” Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! They say as you get older, you look more like your parents. Lucky for you, you look like your mother!

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6. I don’t always go out partying. But when I do, I don’t drink and I act in a way to make my father proud! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! I hope you have a good day! Because I said so, that’s why!

8. I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you! Happy birthday daughter!

9. Happy birthday! Even when you were little, I always knew you’d go farther than your mom. You were smaller so it was easier to throw you…

10. Instead of cleaning up your room, I set it on fire. It was a “hot mess!” Happy birthday!

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11. Happy birthday! It’s said that a good family is one of life’s greatest gifts, so… you’re welcome!

12. Did you know that if you were a twin, I was going to name you Kate? That way I could name your twin Dupli-Kate! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! I hope you like the present I got you! Know what I’d like for my next birthday? A grandchild!

14. It’s said that the type of adult a child becomes is based largely on their parents. Sorry about that! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! I was going to get you that pony you always wanted, but first you need to have a “stable” income!

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16. They say that daughters are God’s way of teaching patience to parents. With you, I’ve learned much patience! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! If you ever came out as transgender I wouldn’t have a daughter anymore. I’d have a son!

18. I know how much you love music, so… I got you a CD player! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! For your gift, I’ve decided to help you pay for college! Here are some scholarship applications!

20. The worst thing about you getting older? That makes me your REALLY old man! Happy birthday!

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