20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Brother

Is your brother another year older today?

Looking for a funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for brothers – 100% unique – that won’t disappoint to get some chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Brother
Memes and Quotes

1. Of all the mistakes that mom and dad made, you’re my favorite! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! I hope you have a good day! Because if you don’t, I’m telling mom and dad!

3. Why can’t a girl ask her brother for help? Because he can’t be a brother and “assist her” too! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! Make sure that you invite the mushroom to your birthday party! I hear he’s a “fun-gi!”

5. They say that good siblings are one of life’s most wonderful gifts, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! They say that with age comes wisdom. At your age, you must have a TON of wisdom!

7. Did you know that Bruce Lee had a vegan brother? His name was Brock O. Lee! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday brother! I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you!

9. Before you were born, I had always wanted a baby sister! Thanks a lot… Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! For your gift, I’m throwing a huge orgy at your place with all our friends! Everybody’s coming…

11. Mom and dad’s favorite child… would like to wish you happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday to my favorite SOB! Sorry, meant to say SIB-ling!

13. Thanks for always being older than me! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! I heard you were planning a trip to Ohio for your birthday. “OH” brother…

15. Are we hanging out tonight for your birthday? You know what they say – bros before… wonderful women! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! You were such a cute little boy growing up! What happened?

17. Albert Einstein was a genius! His brother, Frank, was an absolute monster! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! Just remember that if you end up spending your birthday night “solo,” you always have your “han!”

19. It’s said that brothers are given to help teach you patience. With you, I have learned much patience! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! Make sure you take a cab home from the bar tonight. Don’t risk a DUI and “blow” it!