20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Weed Smokers and Stoners

Know somebody that likes to smoke weed?

Looking for a fun way to wish your favorite stoner “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for weed smokers and stoners are sure to get some laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Weed Smokers and Stoners
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1. Happy birthday stoner! Since our first joint together I knew “weed” be best friends!

2. You smoke quite a bit of weed for an old man! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! I called your boss and they said you could stay home and get stoned! Actually, they said don’t come back…

4. Did you see the forecast today? Stay “high-drated!” Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! I heard you had to work today? How about you make like a hippie and “blow that joint” to come hang out!

6. Don’t want to be “blunt,” but you’re OLD! Happy birthday stoner!

7. Happy birthday! You’re more than a friend, you’re my best “bud!”

8. I was high and thought I forgot your birthday! I realized I didn’t – what a “re-leaf!” Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday stoner! People say the greatest present is giving gifts to your friends. So… how about sharing some weed?

10. I don’t care what others are saying, I don’t think you have a drug problem. Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! How about bringing some weed and “joint” me to celebrate!

12. When do you want to get together for your birthday? I’m free at 4:20 or high noon! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! Not all my friends like to smoke weed, only the best ones!

14. Weed is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

15. I was gonna wish you “Happy birthday,” but I got high! So…

16. Hey, I tried baking you a cake for your birthday! The recipe said to use a cake pan, but I used a “pot” instead! Happy birthday!

17. Once every generation the world’s highest stoner is born. That stoner would like to wish you happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! You’re the best stoner to ever get stoned by smoking weed that other stoners also smoke to get stoned!

19. Mariju-wanna go out for your birthday tonight? Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! Heard you just got some weed – THC you soon!