20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Swimmers

Do you have a family member or friend that LOVES to swim?

Searching for a funny way to say “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for swimmers – 100% original – that are guaranteed to get a couple of laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Swimmers
Memes and Quotes

1. You look so good in that swimsuit that you turn every pool you swim in into a hot tub! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! I was going to take you to the new bar with an indoor pool, but I heard it was a real “dive!”

3. Happy birthday swimmer! Wow, didn’t realize that your nursing home had a pool you could use!

4. Hey, I got you a birthday present – an outdoor lap pool!

5. Happy birthday swimmer! People say the finest present is buying gifts for other people. You know where I work – I’m ready!

6. Wear your swimsuit later tonight – it’ll be less to take off when I give you your birthday present!

7. Happy birthday! I would ask what you wanted to do for your birthday, but your idea of fun is getting up at 5am to go swimming!

8. I really don’t care what people say, I think you’re a good swimmer! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! I talked to your boss and they said you could skip work to go swimming!

10. Not all friends swim together, only the best ones! Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday swimmer! You’re just how I like my coffee – wet, hot, and hairless!

12. Once every generation an excellent swimmer is born. That swimmer would like to wish you happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday… to the slowest person on our swim relay team!

14. No need to feel “blue,” everybody gets older. Happy birthday swimmer!

15. Happy birthday swimmer! I never would have guessed you were that old – until I saw you in a swimsuit!

16. Hey, I have an idea for your birthday party tonight! How about everybody shows up in speedos?

17. Happy birthday! You’re the best swimmer to ever swim in places where swimmers swim when they go swimming!

18. You’re not over the hill, you’re just on your second split! Happy birthday swimmer!

19. Happy birthday! At your age, my advice to you is “just keep swimming!” Don’t want the Grim Reaper to catch you!

20. Thanks for always swimming slower than me! Happy birthday!