20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Son

Is today your son’s birthday?

While a “mushy” message is fine, do you consider your family more sarcastic than sentimental?

You’ll LOVE these 20+ funny birthday wishes for sons – 100% one-of-a-kind – that will definitely get some laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Son
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday! Raising a child like you has turned me into the person I am today… and an alcoholic!

2. I just got back from the dealership and got a new truck for you! Best trade ever! So, pack your things… Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! I don’t have Great Expectations for your birthday, but I do have other Dickens books you could borrow!

4. I’d make a joke about your age, but I’m older than you! Happy birthday son!

5. Happy birthday! Hey, want to hear a joke about a duck? Sorry, it’s too “fowl” to tell you!

6. Remember when you were little and you chewed on that electrical cord? I had to “ground” you! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! It’s said that good parents are one of life’s best gifts, so… you’re welcome!

8. I don’t ever drink beer. I only drink milk when I go out with my friends because I love my mom! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday to an old man! From your REALLY old man!

10. Did you remember to invite the mushroom to your birthday party? I hear he’s a “fun-gi!” Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday to the son that’s just as bright as the sun… and equally as hard to ignore!

12. Experts say that children are a product of their environment, so… sorry about that! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! Did you hear the joke about Little Boy Blue? Never mind, it’s a sad lad bad dad joke!

14. I know you’re getting older, but no need to be “depresso” on your birthday. I love you a “latte!” Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! I hope you have a good day! Because I said so, that’s why!

16. Hey, guess who slept with your mom last night? That’s right, me! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! When you were small, I always knew you’d go farther than your mom. You were lighter so it’d be easier to throw you…

18. I hope you enjoy the gift I got you! Know what I want for my next birthday? A grandchild! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! For your gift, I’ve got some masturbation advice for you. There’s one tip that should come in handy…

20. If you ever came out as trans I wouldn’t have a son anymore. I’d have a daughter! Happy birthday!