20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Soccer/Football Fans

Have a family member or friend that absolutely LOVES soccer?

Want a funny and unique way to say “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for soccer/football fans – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Soccer/Football Fans
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday to the Messi-est friend I know!

2. Soccer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday soccer fan! People say the best gift is giving presents to your friends. You know my address – I’ll be watching for it!

4. Hey, I heard you like hat tricks so… I got a magician for your party! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! I called your boss and they said you could skip work and watch soccer all day!

6. I don’t care what everybody says, I think you’re a fine soccer fan! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday soccer fan! Not saying you’re old, but if your life was a soccer match, you’d be in extra time!

8. Not to be too “forward” but I think you’re a real “keeper!” Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! I hope your day is more exciting than a 0-0 draw… figure I shouldn’t set the bar too high!

10. Happy birthday! Is it hard playing soccer with a cane?

11. Not all friends watch soccer together, only the best ones! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Hey, how about you get your “balls” back from your girl and come watch soccer with us?

13. Once every generation a great soccer fan is born. That soccer fan would like to wish you happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! Hope you hit all your “goals” this year!

15. Hey, I got you a yellow card for your birthday! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! I don’t care what others say, I think you’re a “Premier League” friend!

17. You play soccer pretty well for an old guy! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! You’re the best soccer fan to ever watch soccer with soccer players that also play soccer!

19. Hope your day’s full of “kicks!” Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! Don’t worry, keeping the bench warm is an important position too!