20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Shoppers

Have a friend or family member that is a shopaholic?

Want a funny and sarcastic way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for shoppers will make their birthday just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Shoppers
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1. Happy birthday! I talked to your boss and they said you could skip work to go out shopping!

2. Your most fiscally-responsible friend… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you happy birthday!

3. I don’t care what people are saying, I don’t think you have a shopping problem. Happy birthday!

4. Which is higher – your credit card limit or your age? Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! I got your birthday cake for 80% off! Hope you like black licorice flavor!

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6. While some choose to look at dollars spent, I’m glad we focus on money saved! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! You’re the best shopper to ever shop in shops where other shoppers shop!

8. We’re going to “BO-GO” crazy at your party tonight! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday to the savviest shopper I know… after myself!

10. I told Visa and Mastercard it was your birthday! They should be sending you “cards” in the mail!

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11. Happy birthday shopper! People say the most special present is buying gifts for those less fortunate. You know where I live – I’ll be watching for it!

12. Shopping is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your age and your credit card balance are just numbers… big numbers…

14. Happy birthday shopper! I’m so excited it’s like I saw a Blue Light Special!

15. Some people say we have a shopping problem – those people suck! Happy birthday!

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16. Happy birthday! Not all friends go shopping together, only the best ones!

17. Once every generation the world’s smartest shopper is born. That shopper would like to wish you happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! I called your credit card company and told them it was your birthday – they remembered last year and froze your account…

19. It’s your birthday today? No shop! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! If we eat the low-cal ice cream at your party, imagine all of the calories we’ll save!

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