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20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Seinfeld Fans
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1. Happy birthday! Heard you were having a tough time coming up with a birthday party theme. My idea? Nothing, we have a party about nothing!
2. No “Happy Birthday” wish for you! Come back one year!
3. Happy birthday! I’d come over and celebrate with you, but the strike’s over and I gotta work tonight!
4. Your mom and dad went on their first date, yada yada yada… Happy birthday!
5. Happy birthday! Whenever old age is getting to you, just remember… “Serenity now!”
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6. It’s your birthday today? We should go out dancing! Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday… Wait, did you just double dip that chip? You dipped the chip, took a bite, and you dipped again! From now on, just take one chip and end it!
8. We should create a holiday for your special day – a Festivus for the rest of us! Happy birthday!
9. Happy birthday from your favorite importer-exporter!
10. You birthday happy. Sorry, they put in a Kenny Rogers across the street from me. I can’t eat. I can’t sleep. All I can see is that giant red sign in the shape of a chicken!
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11. Happy birthday! Instead of getting you a gift, I made a donation in your name to the Human Fund!
12. Hello! Happy birthday!
13. Happy birthday to the person that I would always “spare a square” for!
14. Giddy up! It’s your special day today! Happy birthday!
15. Happy birthday! Let’s go crazy and have the “big salad” for lunch today!
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16. Happy birthday to y… It’s you! You very bad man! Very bad man!
17. What’s with all this fuss about birthdays? You have cake, you have ice cream, you get a gift… Anyway, happy birthday!
18. Happy birthday! In a world full of Elaines and Georges, life gave me you, Newman…
19. You’re disturbed, you’re depressed, you’re inadequate. You’ve got it all! Happy birthday!
20. Happy birthday from the fastest kid in your grade school!
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