20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Scuba Divers and Snorkelers

Have a friend or family member that LOVES scuba diving or snorkeling?

Looking for a funny and unique way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for scuba divers and snorkelers – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Scuba Divers and Snorkelers
Memes and Quotes

1. It’s your birthday today? No ship! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! I’m so excited I wet my wetsuit!

3. I don’t always go snorkeling. But when I do, it’s usually because you talked me into it! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! I know you don’t care it’s your birthday, but we should “shell”-ebrate!

5. I really don’t care what people are saying, I think you’re a great scuba diver! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday snorkeler! People say the finest gift is buying presents for your family. You know where I live – I’m ready!

7. You’re not over the hill, you’re just on your ascent! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! You’re the best scuba diver to ever scuba dive in areas scuba divers go scuba diving!

9. Once every generation a terrific scuba diver is born. That scuba diver would like to wish you happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! Did you know wearing your snorkel mask to bed is good for your health? For me, I just like doing it for “sheets and googles!”

11. Scuba diving is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! I called your boss and they said you could miss work and go out snorkeling today!

13. Not all my friends like to go scuba diving, only the best ones! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! Do you know why scuba divers fall backward into the water? It’s because if they rolled forward they’d still be in the boat!

15. You’re not old, you’re an antique! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because B shells are too small!

17. You snorkel pretty well for an old man! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! I heard you wanted to go scuba diving for your birthday! No “tanks,” I’d rather go snorkeling!

19. “Beach” please! We’re totally going snorkeling today for your birthday! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! Hope you get to give someone the “bends” tonight!