20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Salespeople

Is your friend or coworker a salesperson?

Want a funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for salespeople will make getting older just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Salespeople
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1. Happy birthday! Thanks for always selling less than me!

2. May all your clients be whales and your proposals be single-bidder! Happy birthday salesperson!

3. Once every generation the world’s best salesperson is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday salesperson! They say the best present is buying gifts for those less fortunate. You know where I work – I’ll be waiting!

5. Don’t count your birthday candles tonight, we both have to work early tomorrow! Correction – I have to work early tomorrow, I forgot you worked in sales…

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6. Happy birthday! You’re the best salesperson to ever sell things that people sell!

7. Happy birthday door-to-door salesperson! I know it’s a hard-knock life – hope you have a good day!

8. Happy birthday to my favorite salesperson… with the highest churn rate!

9. I don’t really care what people are saying, I think you’re sales numbers are fine. Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! Hey, did you hear your company was getting all salespeople company cars? Me neither…

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11. We’re gonna party like you just hit your yearly budget two months early! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday to the car salesperson… that I hate the least!

13. Are you sure you’re free tonight for your party tonight? I heard you were “closing!” Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! Not all my friends work in sales, only the best ones!

15. You know the best thing about working in sales? You get to decide which 80 hours a week you want to work! Happy birthday!

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16. Happy birthday salesperson! May the Salesforce be with you!

17. Hey, want to go grab a few drinks at lunch? We both know you don’t work afternoons! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday SEO salesperson! When we first met, you talked “organic” so much I thought you were a vegan!

19. Happy birthday real estate agent! I won’t keep you long, I know you have “lots” to talk about!

20. Happy birthday to my favorite B2B buddy!

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