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20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Roommates
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1. Happy birthday roommate! By the way, you’re out of shampoo…
2. Hey, remember how you covered the whole rent when it was my birthday? Me neither.
3. Happy birthday! For your gift, I’m throwing you a surprise orgy! Everybody’s coming…
4. Not all friends are roommates, only the best ones! Happy birthday!
5. Happy birthday roommate! They say the greatest present is buying gifts for others. You know where I live – I’m waiting!
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6. I don’t always text my roommate. But when I do, it’s usually to wish them happy birthday! Or that you left dishes in the sink…
7. Happy birthday to the most dedicated person I know about their dental hygiene! For instance, just last night I heard you using your electric toothbrush for almost an hour!
8. Did you hear about the roommates that tried keeping a bunch of crows in their apartment? They were arrested for “attempted murder!” Happy birthday!
9. They say that good friends are one of life’s best gifts, so… you’re welcome! Happy birthday!
10. Happy birthday roommate! You’re like the brother I never had… or wanted!
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11. Roommates are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Who am I kidding? Roommates suck! Happy birthday!
12. Happy birthday! I tell all of my family my roommate is Native American because we “Cherokee” (share a key!)
13. I don’t care what everyone else is saying, I think you’re a fine roommate. Happy birthday!
14. Happy birthday! How about we go 50/50 on a cake and go crazy tonight!
15. Did you hear about the roommate that got run over by a bus? Now he’s just a “flatmate!” Happy birthday!
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16. Happy birthday! You’re the best roommate to ever roommate with other roommates who need roommates!
17. Heard you were getting a set of loudspeakers for your birthday. Not sure I like the sound of that… Happy birthday!
18. Happy birthday! If I had a nickel for every time you stole from me, you’d have an extra $50 bucks!
19. Some people choose to live by themselves. Those people suck! Happy birthday roommate!
20. Happy birthday! Hey, sorry for always stealing your kitchen utensils, but it’s a “whisk” I’m willing to take!
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