20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Rock Climbers

Have a family member or friend that LOVES to rock climb?

Searching for a funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for rock climbers will make getting older just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Rock Climbers
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1. Hey, heard you’re a fan of cliffhangers! Happy…

2. Instead of the strength of a mountain, I wish you the bravery of a small rock – it’s a little “boulder!” Happy birthday!

3. Did you hear about the T-rex that hurt himself rock climbing? Now he’s dino-“sore!” Happy birthday!

4. Thanks for always climbing slower than me! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! Here’s hoping you get be-“layed” tonight!

6. Happy birthday! Did you know that “free solo” climbers don’t use ropes or harnesses? Personally, I don’t find that idea “rappel”-ing!

7. Once every generation a top-notch rock climber is born. That rock climber would like to wish you happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! I called your boss and they said you could skip work and go out rock climbing today!

9. I don’t really care what people say, I think you’re a fine rock climber! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! Have you ever tried ice climbing before? I hear it’s just like rock climbing but “cooler!”

11. I don’t always go rock climbing. But when I do, it’s usually because you talked me into it. Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Not all friends go rock climbing together, only the best ones!

13. Rock climbing is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! Hope you get to take a trip to the “Carabiner” this year!

15. Why would a T-rex have a hard time rock climbing? Because they’re extinct! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! You’re the best rock climber to climb rocks where other rock climbers also go rock climbing!

17. You rock climb pretty well for an old man! Happy birthday!

18. Belaying? Belay on! Climbing? Climb on! Rocking? ROCK ON! Happy birthday!

19. Who needs big jugs when you have a tight crack? Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday rock climber! People say the finest gift is buying presents for other people. You remember my address – I’ll be watching for it!