20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Republicans

Do you have a friend that LOVES being a Republican?

Searching for a unique and funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for Republicans – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Republicans
Memes and Quotes

1. You remind me of President Trump – rich, powerful, and a great head of hair! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday Republican! People say the most special gift is giving presents to others. All of the Democrats on welfare thank you!

3. Good news – It’s your birthday! Bad news – The combined IQ of you and 4 of your closest GOP friends is still lower than your age!

4. Once every generation the world’s best Republican is born. That Republican would like to wish you happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! Not all my friends vote Republican, only the best ones!

6. Hey, I’m invited to your birthday party, right? I’ve always wanted to see how the 1% lives!

7. Happy birthday to the person… that’s like a news station I can’t turn off!

8. I don’t care what people are saying, I don’t think you’re too liberal. Happy birthday Republican!

9. Happy birthday Republican! Here’s an idea – let’s trial-run this socialism idea and split your birthday presents 50/50!

10. I told them all you said you were turning 39! Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! Get ready for a GOP – grand old party!

12. Your #1 fan heard it was your special day and wanted to personally wish you “Happy birthday!”

13. Happy birthday! You’re the best Republican to vote Republican for things that need to be Republican-ed!

14. Get ready, we’re gonna party like it’s 1860! Happy birthday Republican!

15. Happy birthday Republican! Here’s an idea, how about you wish for a brain when you blow out your birthday candles?

16. I hope this birthday “TRUMPS” all of your others! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Remember when the Republicans honored you for constantly discussing their talking points? Me neither…

18. In electoral college years, you’d be dead! Happy birthday Republican!

19. Happy birthday Republican! I would have bought you a gift, but I couldn’t afford it since you voted to cancel my health insurance.

20. No matter what you put on Facebook, I remember how old you are! They say elephants never forget!