20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Poker Players

Know somebody that likes to play poker?

Looking for a funny and sarcastic way to say “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for poker players will make getting older just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Poker Players
Memes and Quotes

1. Hope your birthday is “flush” with “clubs!” Happy birthday poker player!

2. Happy birthday! I talked to your boss and they said you could miss work to go play poker!

3. If your partner’s not up for fun tonight, let’s hope you at least have a “good hand!” Happy birthday poker player!

4. Happy birthday poker player! Here’s to many more years of me winning your money!

5. The cards don’t lie – you’re old! Happy birthday poker player!

6. Happy birthday poker player! People say the best gift is giving presents to your friends. You know what I like – I’ll be watching for it!

7. I don’t care what others are saying, I think you’re a fine poker player. Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday to my best friend… with the worst poker face!

9. Here’s hoping you have a birthday that’s “flush with diamonds!”

10. Hey, remember when your wife said it was ok to play poker tonight for your birthday? Me neither, but you should do it anyway!

11. Happy birthday! You’re the best poker player to play poker with other poker players that also play poker!

12. Once every generation a brilliant poker player is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! Not all friends play poker together, only the best ones!

14. Sorry, it’s not a bad beat – you really are that old! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday poker player! To be fair, I bought your present with the money I’ve won from you this past year!

16. Suit up! It’s your birthday!

17. Happy birthday to the friend that’s only be described as “straight”… when they’re playing poker!

18. For your birthday, I’m going to let you know what my tell is. Just bluffing!

19. Happy birthday! If you can’t play poker with the boys tonight, let hope you at least get to play “poke-her!”

20. You’re so old that playing poker is probably too physical of a sport for you now. Happy birthday!