20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Pianists

Have a family member or friend that LOVES playing the piano?

Searching for a funny and sarcastic way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for pianists are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Pianists
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday! Leave ‘E Flat’ and ‘G Flat’ at home tonight when we go to the bar – I don’t think they serve “minors!”

2. You’re not over the hill, you’re just on your fourth movement! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! Hope you get your “ivories” tickled tonight!

4. I find that the best piano players weren’t forced by their parents to play. They learned the piano on their own “a-chord!” Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday pianist! People say the greatest present is buying gifts for your family. You know where I work – I’ll be ready for it!

6. Why would a T-rex have a hard time playing the piano? Because they’re extinct! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! We can’t get into too much “treble” tonight, we both have to work tomorrow!

8. I don’t care what everybody says, I think you’re a great piano player! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Not saying you’re old, but your hair is looking more and more like the white keys on your piano!

10. I may not know how to tune a piano, but I can “tuna” fish! Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! Not all my friends play the piano, only the best ones!

12. Pianos are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! For your present, I decided to remove all of the black keys from your piano. I hope you’ll “C Major” improvement!

14. In honor of your piano, we’ve decided to keep your party “low key!” Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! I hope your day isn’t just great, I hope it’s “Baby Grand!”

16. Once every generation a wonderful pianist is born. That pianist would like to wish you happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! You’re the best pianist to pianist pianos that need pianist-ing!

18. I don’t always feel like listening to the piano. But when I do, I prefer to listen to you play. Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! I talked to your boss and they said you could stay home and play the piano all day!

20. What’s better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Happy birthday!