20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Personal Trainers

Know someone that works as a personal trainer?

Searching for a funny and sarcastic way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for personal trainers – 100% original – that are guaranteed to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Personal Trainers
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday to my healthiest friend… that I can’t get to shut up about fitness!

2. No “whey!” I just heard how old you are! Happy birthday trainer!

3. Happy birthday! My gift to you? Staying out-of-shape another year so you have a “before” example for your clients!

4. I don’t care what people are saying, I think you’re a good personal trainer! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! How about we go REALLY crazy and eat some carrots with our salads tonight?

6. I was gonna order us some guacamole, but I remembered your “avo-cardio” day is tomorrow! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday personal trainer! Don’t try counting your birthday candles tonight – we both have early mornings tomorrow!

8. Your healthiest and strongest client… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! You’re the best personal trainer to personally train people that need personal training!

10. I stopped by your house today to wish you “Happy Birthday,” but your doorbell didn’t work. “Dumb bell!”

11. Happy birthday trainer! It’s so cool you that get to drive trains for a living!

12. Once every generation the world’s best personal trainer is born. That personal trainer would like to wish you happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! Guess what, I’m into fitness now too! Fit’ness pizza in my mouth!

14. Heard you were “swole” – you should try taking aspirin! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday personal trainer! People say the greatest present is giving gifts to other people. You know what I like – I’m waiting!

16. Do you need some help with your rent? I heard you like “squatting!” Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are personal trainers, only the best ones!

18. Heard you like jumping rope at your gym. Since it’s your birthday, you may want to try “skipping” it! Happy birthday trainer!

19. Happy birthday! Where do you want to go today? FINE! We can go to the gym…

20. Hey, want to try that new restaurant for your birthday? Hope it “works out!” Happy birthday!