20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Pastors and Priests

Is your friend or family member a pastor?

Want a unique and funny way to say “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for pastors and priests will make getting older just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Pastors and Priests
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1. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are pastors, only the best ones!

2. Why were the lights off in the church? Because it was “pastor” (past your) bedtime! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! What hymn do mechanics sing? Amazing “grease!” How sweet the sound, that saved a “wrench” like me!

4. Why would a T-rex have a hard time being a pastor? Because they’re extinct! Happy birthday!

5. Once every generation the world’s best priest is born. That priest would like to wish you happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! Why did the melon have a church wedding? Because it “cantaloupe!”

7. I stopped by the church today to see if anyone was there celebrating your birthday – there was “nun!” Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday to the coolest pastor on the “pray”-ground!

9. There’s no “Protestant” it, you’re getting old! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday pastor! They say the greatest gift is giving presents to others. You know where I go to church – I’ll be waiting!

11. They say that Abraham was the smartest man in the Bible – he knew a Lot! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday priest! You don’t look a day over 30! That’s one lie we both know I’ll be confessing this week…

13. I really don’t care what others are saying, I think you’re a great pastor! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! What kind of car does a pastor drive? A Prius-t (priest)!

15. Did you hear about the church musician that lost their instrument? They were really dis-“organ”-ized! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! You’re the best priest to ever priest people that need priest-ing!

17. I heard you found bugs in your salad! “Lettuce spray” for relief! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! They say Adam was the fastest man in the Bible – he was first in the human race!

19. Your holiest parishioner… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! Did you know that atoms are devout Catholics? They all hold mass!