20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Older People

Have a friend or family member that’s old? Really old?

Want a funny and sarcastic way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our favorite 20+ funny birthday wishes for older people – 100% original

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Older People
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1. Happy birthday! They say age is just a number. For you, it’s a really really big number.

2. When you were little, how did you blow out your birthday candles? You know, since fire wasn’t discovered yet?

3. Happy birthday! On the bright side, your birthday cake is going to be HUGE to fit all the candles.

4. Thanks for always being older than me. Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday to the coolest person I know…with a cane!

6. Go crazy and have that second cup of pudding, it’s your birthday!

7. Happy birthday old man! You’re not just over the hill, I’m not sure you can even see it in your rearview mirror!

8. Want to go out for your birthday! I promise I’ll have you back for your 8pm bedtime!

9. Happy birthday old fart! Hope your birthday doesn’t stink!

10. I know you don’t like birthdays, but, good news, there probably aren’t many left. Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! They say that with age comes wisdom. That must make you the wisest person in the world!

12. Hey, I found a picture of your childhood home. Happy birthday old man!

13. Happy birthday! Cash that Social Security check and let’s go crazy!

14. You’re finally old enough where your hair loss is no longer premature. Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Make sure to pace yourself blowing out your candles today! You’ve got a lot, don’t want to get lightheaded!

16. Hey, think you can get us all the senior discount at the restaurant tonight? Happy birthday!

17. Know those people that age gracefully? One of them would like to wish you happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting old, you look great…for your age!

19. You’re not old, you’re a classic. Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! Not saying you’re getting old, but your Chinese name would be “Yung No Mo!”