20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Nurses

Do you have a friend or family member that works as a nurse? Looking for a unique way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our top 20+ funny birthday wishes for nurses!

These 100% original birthday wishes are guaranteed to give your favorite nurse a laugh or two!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Nurses
Memes and Quotes

1. My hero wears scrubs. Oh yeah, it’s your birthday today isn’t it?

2. We know that you could spend your birthday with anyone… but aren’t you glad you get to spend it with us at the hospital?

3. Happy birthday nurse! I’d say let’s party tonight, but I know you just want to sleep!

4. Put your glad rags on, join me hon’, we’ll have some fun when the clock strikes one! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! I heard if you don’t chart about eating that birthday cake today, the calories don’t really happen!

6. I told the patients at the mental asylum it was your birthday today! They said they’d come see you tonight when your shift starts!

7. Happy birthday nurse! Sorry if you are getting ready/with a patient/just finishing your shift/sleeping, I’ve got no idea what your schedule is!

8. May all your patients be sane and their call lights stay off. Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday to the friend I can’t complain about how stressful my office job is!

10. I heard the charge nurse got you a birthday present today – the work of three nurses!

11. Happy birthday to the nurse that really makes me feel like I got my s**t together!

12. When you’re short-staffed again during your shift today, just remember it’s because everyone else is out celebrating your birthday!

13. Not all my friends are nurses, only the best ones! Happy birthday!

14. Hey, I heard that the hospital is giving birthday presents to nurses this year! Two new bags…under your eyes!

15. On a scale from 1-10, I hope your birthday is an Eleven! Happy birthday nurse!

16. Happy birthday! The creepy patient in room 212 said he has a “gift” for you.

17. Put your fancy scrubs on, I’m taking you out to dinner tonight! Happy birthday nurse!

18. The most wonderful, caring, and beautiful nurse I know…would like to wish you happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday nurse! Things have never been the same since we met in nursing school (maybe we should evaluate our life choices better!)

20. We’re gonna party like you just clocked out of your last shift for the week! Happy birthday!