20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Muslims

Have a friend or family member that’s a Muslim?

Searching for a fun way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for Muslims are guaranteed to get a couple of laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Muslims
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1. As-Salaam-Alaikum my Muslim friend – getting older isn’t easy!

2. I had this awesome birthday lunch planned for you, but then I remembered… it’s Ramadan!

3. Hope you have the halal-est of birthdays!

4. It’s your birthday! Put your hands in the air and shout “Allah!”

5. Happy birthday! Wallah habibi, it doesn’t look like you’re a day over 35… Astaghfirullah.

6. We’re gonna party like it’s Eid! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday to the friend… that I know not to give left-handed high-fives to!

8. Hope you ate your suhoor – you’re gonna need the energy for your party tonight! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday Muslim! People say the best gift is buying presents for those less fortunate. You know my address – I’m waiting!

10. I’m looking forward to your birthday party like a Muslim looks forward to iftar!

11. Happy birthday Muslim! Hope you have “Islam-in” birthday!

12. Hey, you survived another year! Allahu Akbar!

13. Happy birthday! You’re the best Muslim to ever go to Muslim mosques where other Muslims go as practicing Muslims!

14. I “mosque” ask you a question – what day is today? Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday Muslim! I’m so excited that I think we should sing you “Happy Birthday” five times today!

16. Let’s celebrate your birthday again next year – same time, same place insha’Allah!

17. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are Muslim, only the best ones!

18. I wanted to send you a funny Muslim joke for your birthday, but they always seem to blow up in my face!

19. Don’t even think about sneaking a piece of birthday cake before iftar tonight! Remember, Allah is watching!

20. Happy birthday! How old are you really? I’ve asked all your wives and I got three different answers!