20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Military and Veterans

Know somebody that is in the military?

Searching for a unique and funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for military are guaranteed to get a laugh!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Military and Veterans
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1. Happy birthday! Keeping your special day “private” would be a “major” disservice!

2. I hear you’re sworn to defend our right to “bare arms” – wanna go to the beach for your birthday?

3. Happy birthday! I hope you have a “five-star” day!

4. Hoo-Rah! It’s your birthday!

5. Happy birthday soldier! I called your CO to see if you could skip work. He yelled at me and I got scared… sorry!

6. You’re so old that even a bad shot like you will hit at least some of your candles! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday old man! No need to “tank” me!

8. Once every generation the world’s strongest soldier is born. That soldier would like to wish you happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Not all my friends were in the military, only the best ones!

10. Hope you have a day “rifle” of fun and excitement! Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! I hope I “major” day!

12. Uh oh! Looks like old age has flanked you. Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday soldier! People say the greatest present is buying gifts for your friends. You know where I live – I’ll be waiting…

14. Oh shoot! Heard it was your birthday – happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Sorry, there’s no fighting it… you’re old!

16. Age is just a number, don’t take it so “personnel!” Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! We just got word that the enemy knows it’s your birthday – they think you’re old too!

18. I heard recently that the US Military was founded in 1775. I had no idea you both were the same age! Happy birthday!

19. Let’s “ruck” and roll, it’s your birthday today!

20. It’s your birthday today? No ship! Happy birthday!