20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Michael Jackson Fans

Have a family member or friend that considers themselves a “smooth criminal?”

Searching for a funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

Take a look at our 20+ funny birthday wishes for Michael Jackson fans – 100% one-of-a-kind – that are sure to get their attention!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Michael Jackson Fans
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1. Did you know that birthdays are like a Michael Jackson song? You don’t stop until you get enough! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! I’m so excited it’s your birthday that I’m going to moonwalk!

3. If Dwight Schrute and Michael Jackson ever started a farm together, do you think they would just “beet” it? Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! Hope your special day is a thriller!

5. You look good in a skirt, but you look GREAT in “Billie Jeans!” Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! Did you know that Michael Jackson’s helicopter is still in the sky? It was built to “Neverland!”

7. You’re old! He hee! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! When you’re out tonight, just remember this advice from mom – “be careful of what you do, ’cause the lie becomes the truth!”

9. What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and five (Jackson Five)! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday to the smoothest criminal I know!

11. Just like Billie Jean, you may “claim that you’re 21, but you really don’t look that young!” Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Hope you have a “Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Day”

13. I know that you really like soda, but there’s only one “King of Pop!” Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! If you end up alone on your birthday night, remember that you can just “beat it!”

15. No matter how old you feel today, you’ll always be a P.Y.T. to me! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday to the only person I know who can still do the Thriller dance!

17. Since you’re a huge Michael Jackson fan, I read a biography about him. It sounds like he had a colored past… Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! I’d say you’re the most important person to me, but then I remembered “the man in the mirror!”

19. What would Michael Jackson say if he met Darth Vader? “Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie? Are you wookie Ani?” Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! You’re such a nice dresser, I think of you as my “Dapper Dan!”