20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Mechanics

Have a family member or friend that’s a GREAT mechanic?

Searching for a sarcastic and funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for mechanics – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Mechanics
Memes and Quotes

1. You’re not over the hill, you’re just high mileage! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! Hey, did you hear that all of the mechanics at your shop are getting raises? Me neither…

3. I don’t always break things on my car. But when I do, I prefer to take it to you. Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday mechanic! People say the best present is buying gifts for others. You know where I get my car work done at – I’ll be waiting!

5. Once every generation the world’s most competent mechanic is born. That mechanic would like to wish you happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are mechanics, only the best ones!

7. You’re just like my car – you’re both old enough to be re-tired! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday to the friend that likes living an “alternat”-or lifestyle!

9. I really don’t care what others are saying, I think you’re one of the best mechanics out there! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday mechanic! I know getting older isn’t easy, I just wanted to “lift” your spirits!

11. What do mufflers and mechanics have in common? They’re both exhausted! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! You’re the best mechanic to ever mechanic things that need to be mechanic-ed!

13. You fix cars pretty well for an old man! Happy birthday mechanic!

14. Happy birthday! You’re exactly how I like my coffee – hot, strong, and oily!

15. I just heard how old you are. There’s no “braking” way you’re that old! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! Heard you get to spend your day all lubed up!

17. You’re not old, you’re just a classic! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! Hey, got you your two favorite things for your birthday – belts and hoses!

19. Hope you get to “nut and bolt” for your birthday! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! How about we “motor” on over for drinks after work today?