20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Lawyers

Do you have a sibling, coworker or best friend that is a lawyer? Looking for a funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for lawyers – 100% original – that are sure make your favorite lawyer laugh!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Lawyers
Memes and Quotes

1. Unfortunately, there’s no way to object getting older. Happy birthday lawyer!


2. May all your divorcees be wealthy and their exes be self-represented. Happy birthday lawyer!


3. Happy birthday to the lawyer I hate the least!


4. When does lying about your age become a felony? You’re getting close! Happy birthday lawyer!


5. The best, most successful lawyer I know… would like to wish you happy birthday!



6. Happy birthday! If your life was a court case, you’d be in the closing arguments!


7. I’ll de-brief you on your present at home. Happy birthday!


8. My hero is a lawyer. Oh yeah, it’s your birthday isn’t it?


9. Happy birthday! There’s nothing circumstantial about it, you’re getting old!


10. Happy birthday! Did you know that your name, in Chinese, translates to “Me Soo Yu”?



11. Let’s hope our breakfast coffee is too hot this morning, I could use a new car! Happy birthday!


12. Happy birthday! I got you a gift, but do you have to share when your clients say “I want my lawyer’s present?”


13. Want to go to a bar to exam how much alcohol we can consume? Happy birthday lawyer!


14. Happy birthday to the friend I can never win an argument against!


15. Hey, I got you your favorite dessert for your birthday – tortes!



16. We’re gonna party like you just passed your bar exam! Happy birthday lawyer!


17. Happy birthday! I’m glad we’re friends – I’d hate to go up against you in court!


18. Happy birthday lawyer! I’m still not sure how old you are, I might have to put you under oath!


19. The evidence against you is staggering – you’re old! Happy birthday!


20. Happy birthday lawyer! It should be a felony to look that good!



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