20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Journalists

Know someone that works as a journalist?

Searching for a sarcastic and funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for journalists are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Journalists
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1. Happy birthday! Did you know that journalists live longer on average, but go bald sooner? That career is full of “prose” and cons!

2. Hey, do you want to go grab a Big Mac for your birthday? I hear that it comes with a “secret source!” Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday journalist! Don’t count the candles on your cake tonight – we both have early mornings tomorrow!

4. I don’t always read news articles. But when I do, I prefer to read yours! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! Let’s go grab dessert from the local ice cream shop. I hear you like waiting for a “big scoop!”

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6. You’re not over the hill, you’re just on your final paragraph! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! We’re gonna party like it’s quitting time!

8. Once every generation an excellent journalist is born. That journalist would like to wish you happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are journalists, only the best ones!

10. You’ve written for so many different publications that, if you were ever knighted, we’d have to call you “Sir Freelance-a-lot!” Happy birthday!

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11. Happy birthday! You should ask your boss for the day off. They say that “no news is good news!”

12. I really don’t care what everybody is saying, I think you’re a great journalist! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! How is your article coming on the local hammer factory? That’ll be a real “hard-hitting” piece!

14. Did you hear about the diarrhea outbreak at the printing press? It’s all over the news… Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! For your present, I’m throwing an orgy at your home and inviting all of your coworkers to report on it. Everybody’s coming…

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16. You’re the best journalist to ever journal things that people journal (or whatever it is you do…) Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Heard you were claiming to be 29 again… You’re fake news!

18. Did you know that journalists can’t take the back roads when they’re fired? They have to take the “ex-press way!” Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday journalist! People say the finest present is buying gifts for other people. You know where I work – I’m waiting!

20. This just in – you’re old! Happy birthday!

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