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20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Health Nuts
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1. Happy birthday! Did you know that birthdays are good for your health? The more you have, the longer you live!
2. I don’t always eat healthy food. But when I do, it’s usually because you forced me to. Happy birthday!
3. Happy birthday health nut! People say the best present is buying gifts for others. You know which candy I like – I’m ready!
4. It’s your birthday today? “Kale” yeah! We’re gonna go crazy!
5. Happy birthday! Don’t forget to invite the mushroom to your birthday party – I hear he’s a “fun-gi!”
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6. You’re not old, you’re just fermented! Happy birthday!
7. Happy birthday! Have you tried the new ghost cake? I thought you’d like it since it’s “super natural!”
8. Once every generation the world’s healthiest person is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!
9. Happy birthday! Just like you, eating healthy is a “piece of cake” for me!
10. I don’t care what everybody is saying, I think your obsession with kale is fine. Happy birthday!
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11. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are health nuts, only the best ones!
12. You may not “carrots” your birthday but we should “celery”-brate! Happy birthday!
13. Some people say they don’t like vegetables. Those people suck! Happy birthday!
14. Healthy food is proof that God loves us… oops, meant to say “unhealthy food!” Happy birthday!
15. Happy birthday! You’re exactly how I like my coffee – hot, healthy, and a little nutty!
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16. You’re pretty healthy for an old guy! Happy birthday!
17. Happy birthday! You’re the healthiest person to ever health-up things that need to be healthier!
18. I’ve decided I want to be healthy like you and start growing my own food. The only problem is I’m having trouble finding bacon seeds! Happy birthday!
19. Happy birthday! Lettuce celery-brate – it’s your special day!
20. The healthiest person I know… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you happy birthday!
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