20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Granddaughters

Looking for a special (and funny) way to wish your granddaughter “Happy Birthday?”

We have funny memes and quotes for granddaughters young and old that they’re sure to love!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Granddaughters
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday granddaughter! I’m so glad I didn’t kill your father when he was younger.

2. Granddaughter – You’re beautiful, smart, and funny…just like me. Happy birthday!

3. Need to borrow any birthday candles? I’ve got DOZENS from my last birthday. Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday granddaughter (it took me 5 minutes to figure out how to text this to you).

5. If I was 50 years younger, we’d totally be out clubbing tonight. Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday my princess! If your home is a castle, I’m the alligator in the moat outside chasing away the boys.

7. Granddaughter, hope your birthday is like your birthday candles – LIT! P.S. I’m still not quite sure what that means.

8. Happy birthday granddaughter! The two quarters in your birthday card are so you can afford to call me sometime…

9. Grand-dogs and grand-cats are great, but granddaughters are the very best. Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! I’m knitting you a sweater granddaughter, do you still like unicorns?

11. Happy birthday granddaughter! I like you the best (don’t tell your brother).

12. Happy birthday granddaughter! I’m so happy you don’t take after your father (I’m forced to love him).

13. You may be a young woman, but you’ll always be my little princess. Happy birthday granddaughter!

14. Happy birthday! Of all the pictures of grandkids in my retirement home, yours is the cutest!

15. If memory serves me right, it’s your birthday! If not, don’t worry. I’ll write you again next week.

16. Happy birthday granddaughter! I hope you like your present (you still like Barbies right?)

17. Hey, remember your 5th birthday? Me either (in fact, I don’t remember much from yesterday). Happy birthday granddaughter!

18. Eating cake and ice cream with you at your birthday party will be worth the heartburn later tonight. Happy birthday granddaughter!

19. Happy birthday granddaughter! You may have outgrown my lap, but you’ll never outgrow my heart.

20. Happy birthday granddaughter! P.S. My computer’s doing that thing again, can you stop by and help?