20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Football Fans

Have a friend that absolutely LOVES football?

Looking for a unique and funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for football fans – 100% original – that are sure to get a laugh!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Football Fans
Memes and Quotes

1. Not to get too “personal,” but it’s a “foul” how old you are! Happy birthday football fan!

2. Happy birthday! You’re the best football fan to ever watch football with football players that also play football!

3. In a 7-round fantasy friend draft, I would take you… as an undrafted free agent! Happy birthday football fan!

4. Happy birthday football fan! Not saying you’re old, but if your life was a football game, you’d be in OT!

5. This may be “offside,” but your “encroachment” on old age is worrisome! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! Not all my friends watch football, only the best ones!

7. Wanna go to the dollar store for your birthday? I’ll let you “pick six” items! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday football fan! People say the finest present is buying gifts for other people. You know where I live – I’m ready!

9. Once every generation the world’s best football fan is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! Hey, how about you get your “balls” back from your wife and come watch football?

11. Happy birthday football fan! God made football because he loves us and wants us to be happy!

12. I don’t care what others are saying, I think you’re a fine football fan! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday football fan! At your age that must be an “offensive line!”

14. Hey, got you some tickets for the Super Bowl show this year! Silly autocorrect, I meant to say Superb Owl!

15. Happy birthday football fan! You’re not over the hill, you’re just in the second half!

16. You play football pretty well for an old man! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! I spoke to your boss and they said you could miss work to go watch football today!

18. Our friendship reminds me to always root for the underdog! Happy birthday football fan!

19. Happy birthday! Hey, remember when your favorite football team sent you a gift for always talking about them? Neither do I…

20. Is your wife going to give you your “special” birthday present tonight? Based on your size, does she call it the “flea flicker?”