20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Best Friends

Do you have a best friend that is like a sister? Looking for a fun way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our top 20+ funny birthday wishes for female best friends below. We guarantee you’ll both LOVE these clever ways to say happy birthday!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Female Best Friend
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday! You know my deepest, darkest secrets…and still choose to be my friend!


2. The worst thing about your birthday is that people know how old I am too since we grew up together!


3. Happy birthday to my sister from a different mister!


4. You’re no longer a hot mama…you’re a gorgeous granny! Happy birthday best friend!


5. The most beautiful girl I know would like to wish you happy birthday!



6. Happy birthday! I think you’re old enough that granny panties are now age-appropriate!


7. We’re more than just friends, we’re breast friends. Happy birthday!


8. Happy birthday! We’ve been best friends through thin…and thick!


9. Grab your credit card, I called your husband and he said we could go shoe shopping! Happy birthday!


10. Happy 29th birthday best friend! I know your real age, this is just for public perception!



11. I know birthdays are no fun. Let’s get together and “wine” about it!


12. Happy birthday! I’d say you’re like a sister to me, but I can’t stand my family.


13. They say good things get better with age! Happy birthday!


14. Happy birthday best friend! Thanks for always being older than me!


15. Chardon-hey girl, hope you have a rosé birthday!



16. They say good friends are one of life’s best gifts…so, you’re welcome! Happy birthday!


17. Happy birthday best friend! On the bright side, your next birthday isn’t for another 365 days!


18. Today, people will say that you haven’t aged a bit. That…was a lie. Happy birthday!


19. Happy birthday! I know they’re no fun, keep your chins up.


20. There’s a rumor that birthday cake, when eaten on your birthday, is calorie-free. Go crazy! Happy birthday!



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