20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Exercisers and Gym Goers

Know someone that’s a “fitness freak” and LOVES working out?

Searching for a sarcastic and funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for exercisers and gym-goers are guaranteed to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Exercisers and Gym-Goers
Memes and Quotes

1. You’re not over the hill, you’re just on your cool down! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! Your gift? I’ll let you tell me allllll about your workout this morning…

3. You run pretty fast for an old person! Happy birthday!

4. Once every generation the world’s most athletic person is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

5. It’s your birthday today? No shirt! Happy birthday!

6. Have you ever tried working out at “knight?” I think you may feel a “little sword” (little sore) afterward! Happy birthday!

7. Works all day, parties all night, runs five miles the next morning. Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! I called your boss and they said you could skip work today to go to the gym!

9. The best thing about morning workouts? Not having to count calories the night before! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! In honor of you, I tried exercising a little bit today… it wasn’t “working out!”

11. Heard you were claiming to be 29 during your warm-ups at the gym. Sounds like a stretch to me! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Not all my friends like to work out, only the best ones!

13. I don’t care what everybody is saying, I think your numbers are fine! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday to the fittest person I know – who also makes me question my life choices…

15. Happy birthday! Are you “pumped” for your party tonight?

16. Age is just like warming up before your workout – there’s no need to get “knotted up” about it! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! I’ve worked on your gift all year – an out-of-shape friend to compare yourself to!

18. Exercise is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday gym rat! People say the best present is giving gifts to others. You know what I like – I’ll be waiting!

20. They say exercise can add years to your life. The last time I worked out with you I felt 20 years older! Happy birthday!