20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Engineers

Know somebody that’s an engineer?

Want a unique and funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

Discover our 20+ funny birthday wishes for engineers that make getting older just a little bit easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Engineers
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday engineer! How cool that you get to drive a train every day! Just kidding, I know you have a boring office job!

2. You’re the best engineer to ever engineer things people engineer! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! Want to help me bake you a cake? The box says 10 minutes, but I know we can turn it into a 3-hour job.

4. Not all friends are engineers, only the best ones! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! At your age, it’s good you work at a job where slowing everything down is encouraged!

6. May all your contracts be single bidder and their change orders be massive! Happy birthday engineer!

7. Ready to party for your birthday? Oops, forgot I was texting my boring engineer friend. I’ve got to wash my hair tonight.

8. Happy birthday engineer! Since you love numbers, you must really enjoy how large your age is getting!

9. I’d say we’re best friends, but I know I can’t compete with your calculator. Happy birthday engineer!

10. Happy birthday to the person I could always count on to help with my math homework!

11. You’re more than just a civil engineer, you’re one of the civilest engineers I know! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday to the engineer that knows there’s no such thing as a simple 5-minute job!

13. Happy birthday engineer! Since you always know how things works, explain to me how you got SO old!

14. I don’t care what others may say, you’re the best engineer I know. Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! You’re not smart just because you’re an engineer, but also because you found a spouse that has the patience for you!

16. I always considered you one of my most “powerful” friends, electrical engineer. Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday engineer! You’re a pretty smart guy, but I wish I could get you the gift of common sense!

18. Happy birthday to the person I can’t complain to about how hard my job is!

19. I love having you as a friend! You remind me how glad I am I didn’t go to engineering school! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday engineer! When are you going to spill the beans on how you built those pyramids in Egypt?