20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Drummers

Do you have a family member or friend that absolutely LOVE their drums?

Looking for a funny way to say “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for drummers will make getting older just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Drummers
Memes and Quotes

1. Wanna go to KFC for your birthday? I heard you like “drumsticks!” Happy birthday drummer!

2. Happy birthday! I talked to your boss and they said you could miss work today to jam out on your drums!

3. Not saying you’re old, but if you were a song, you’d be on the “classic rock” channel! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday drummer! Want to get a tattoo with me? It’ll be “cymbalic” of our friendship!

5. The best thing about your birthday? You get to “snare” it with me! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday drummer! People say the best present is buying gifts for other people. You know where I live – I’m ready!

7. Heard you were spending your birthday money on a drum – looks like a “sound” investment! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! You’re not old, you’re just on your encore!

9. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll? You’re old enough now to need the one to have the other and you can’t hear the third! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! Not all my friends play the drums, only the best ones!

11. Once every generation the world’s best drummer is born. That drummer would like to wish you happy birthday!

12. Birthdays are great! You just can’t “beat” ’em! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday drummer! We can’t go too crazy at your party – there might be “repercussions!”

14. Heard your boss caught you calling out sick for your birthday – sounds like a “conun-drum!” Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! You’re the best drummer to ever drum on drums that other drummers drum when they’re drumming!

16. I don’t care what others are saying, I think you’re a fine drummer! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday drummer! It’s your special day – hope you get to “bang” something!

18. Drums are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday drummer! Got you a broken drum for your birthday – you just can’t “beat” it!

20. Happy birthday to the best drummer I know… that can’t sing on key!