20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Crafters

Have a friend or family member that’s ALWAYS crafting?

Searching for a funny and sarcastic way to say “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for crafters – 100% unique – that won’t disappoint to get some chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Crafters
Memes and Quotes

1. You’re more than just a good friend, you’re the em-boss! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday to the craftiest person I know!

3. Did you hear about the homicide at the craft store? It was quite “glue”-some… Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! I got you a neon-colored marker from the craft store! I’m sure it will be the highlight of your day…

5. When life gives you lemons, it helps if you’re a little “scrappy!” Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! I love you “sew” much!

7. Hey, is your cat busy tonight? Maybe we can all get together and make some “paw”-ttery! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! Birthdays are like crafting – you’re one step closer to “dyeing!”

9. Some people say they don’t like crafting. Those people suck! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! I was going to send you an embroidery joke, but I’m still in stitches!

11. I don’t always scrapbook. But when I do, I prefer to do it with you! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Just like Velcro, we stick together through thick and thin!

13. Not all of my friends like to craft, only the best ones! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! We should go to the bar and celebrate with some “crafts!”

15. You may feel “sew” old today, but know that you’re “knot” as old as you “seam!” Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! We’ve had our ups and downs, but I’m thankful that you never “quilt” being my friend!

17. I heard there was a guy that liked dipping his scrotum in glitter every time he crafted. It’s pretty nuts! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! I was going to get you a gift, but didn’t because you’re “sew” lucky to have a friend like me!

19. I know my opinion isn’t popular, but I think masturbation should be considered crafting. It’s 100% hand-made! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! You’re not old, you’re just a work in progress!