20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Cops

Know somebody that works as a cop?

Searching for a funny and sarcastic way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for cops – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Cops
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1. You’re how old? I “do-nut” believe it! Happy birthday cop!

2. Happy birthday! Blare the sirens, it’s time to party!

3. Happy birthday! You’re so old you’re gonna have a TON of candles on your cake today! Better call for backup!

4. Instead of getting you a gift, I promise to be on my best behavior all year long! Happy birthday cop!

5. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are cops, only the best ones!

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6. Once every generation the world’s best cop is born. That cop would like to wish you happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! If anyone tries to “de-fun” your party I’m going to punch them in the face!

8. You may be a “copper,” but you’re a gold friend in my book! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday cop! No need to be “blue,” you’re not that old!

10. At what point does lying about your age become criminal fraud? You’re close! Happy birthday!

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11. Take “arrest,” you’ve earned it! Happy birthday cop!

12. Happy birthday! You’re the best cop to ever cop people that need copping!

13. Ready for your party tonight? Just try not to be a buzzkill! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday cop! People say the best gift is giving presents to those less fortunate. You know where I live – I’m waiting…

15. I don’t really care what others may say, I think you’re a great cop! Happy birthday!

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16. Happy birthday! All the inmates know it’s your birthday today. They think you’re old too!

17. You’re gonna have so many candles on your cake tonight we may be arrested for arson! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday cop! Is it hard chasing criminals when you have a cane?

19. Happy birthday! I’m having trouble finding a donut-flavored cake, is chocolate ok?

20. In a world full of perps, someone needs to be the hero! Happy birthday cop!

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