20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for College Friends

Have a friend that either went or is going to the same college as you?

Looking for a unique and funny way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for college friends are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for College Friends
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1. I’d say we’re best friends, but I’m not sure that’s 100% true. I know you and Sallie Mae are going to be together forever! Happy birthday!

2. Thanks for always getting worse grades than me! Happy birthday!

3. Happy birthday! I was going to give you money for your birthday, but I’m broke so… here’s a scholarship application!

4. We’re more than just friends, we’re sorority sisters! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! You’re not just great, you’re really out of this world! Like from another “universe-ity!”

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6. Once every generation the world’s most loyal alum is born. That alum would like to wish you happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! We’re gonna party like we just finished our finals!

8. I don’t care what everybody is saying, I think you’re a fine student! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Not all friends went to college together, only the best ones!

10. We used to be frat bros! Now we’re just fat bros… Happy birthday!

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11. Happy birthday! I heard you think you’re old now – I “degree!”

12. Did you hear that they’re doing another Finding Nemo sequel about Nemo going to college? They’re going to call it “Funding Nemo!” Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday to my favorite zombie! Sorry, the more politically-correct term is “Walking Debt!”

14. Some people say they don’t talk to their college friends anymore. Those people suck! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Let’s throw a HUGE party! Don’t worry about paying for it – just put it on your student loans!

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16. I don’t always talk with my college friends. But when I do, it’s usually to wish them happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday college friend! People say the greatest gift is buying gifts for other people. You remember my address – I’m waiting!

18. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already has millions of “degrees!” Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday to the most determined person I know! While most complete their degrees in four years, it took you twice that long!

20. Where did Jesus go to college? “Bless U!” Happy birthday!

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