20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Coffee Lovers

Do you have a friend that absolutely LOVES coffee?

Looking for a unique and funny way to say “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for coffee lovers – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Coffee Lovers
Memes and Quotes

1. I know birthdays can “mocha” you crazy, but you “java” push through it! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! I hope that you have a “brew-tiful” day!

3. I don’t care what other people say, I think your taste in coffee is fine. Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! Not all my friends like to drink coffee, only the best ones!

5. Happy birthday to my best friend… with the most complicated Starbucks order! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday coffee lover! People say the best present is buying gifts for others. You know which coffee I like – I’ll be waiting!

7. Once every generation a person with wonderful taste in coffee is born. That person would like to wish you happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! How old are you? C’mon, spill the beans!

9. We like our men like we like our coffee – hot, bold, and covered in whipped cream! Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! I spoke to your boss and they said you could stay home and drink coffee all day!

11. Not saying you’re old, but in coffee years you’d be the stale pot of coffee at that creepy gas station nobody goes to! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday coffee lover! Hope your day’s not “frappe!”

13. Happy birthday! Take a “coffee break” from the daily “grind” and enjoy your day!

14. Oh “sip!” Almost forgot it was your birthday! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! You’re the best coffee drinker to drink coffee that other coffee drinkers enjoy drinking when they drink coffee!

16. Coffee is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday coffee lover!

17. Happy birthday! I know you’re usually fashionably “latte,” but drink a shot of espresso and get to your party on time!

18. Let’s grab a bottle of Kahlúa and party – it’s your birthday! Happy birthday!

19. Hey, it’s your birthday! “Mugs” and kisses!

20. Still claiming this is your 39th birthday? Even your favorite barista doesn’t believe you! Happy birthday coffee lover!