20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Christians

Know somebody that is a Christian?

Searching for a funny and clean way to wish them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for Christians are sure to get a laugh!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Christians
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1. All Christians believe that Jesus died on the cross. Some Christians, like you, are old enough to have been there in person! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday Christian! People say the finest gift is giving presents to those less fortunate. You know where I live – I’m waiting…

3. Did you hear that Mike Tyson is starting a Christian social media site? He’s calling it “Faithbook!” Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! You’re the best Christian to ever go to Christian churches where other Christians go as practicing Christians!

5. Do you know why they crucified Jesus? Because if they used a firing squad He’d be a “Hole”-y Ghost! Happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! We’re gonna party like it’s an after-church potluck!

7. I just heard you own a bunch of religious shirts. I had no idea you were a “cross-dresser!” Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! What do you call a Catholic priest that becomes a lawyer? A “father-in-law!”

9. Did you hear that two Chinese Christians had a worship contest? After one won, the other looked at them and said, “Well prayed!” Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are Christians, only the best ones!

11. I don’t always go to church. But when I do, I prefer to go with you! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Let’s make like Adam and Eve and get kicked out of the Garden of Eatin’ all-you-can-eat buffet!

13. If you have your party at the church, just make sure it’s not after dark – it’s “pastor” bedtime! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!

15. Did you hear about the new Christian monk band? Their name is “AD/BC!” Happy birthday!

16. Not to be outdone, the Vatican also started a rock band. Their name? Guns & “Moses!” Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Let’s hope you can make like a church today and get someone to fill that “missionary position!”

18. Some Christians don’t like going to church. Those people suck! Happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! Did you hear about the runner that barely lost the race to a Catholic? He was “second to nun!”

20. The church down the road had a streaker in the middle of their service last Sunday! They caught him “by the organ!” Happy birthday!