20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Bowlers

Have a friend that LOVES to go bowling?

Searching for a funny and unique way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for bowlers – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of laughs!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Bowlers
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1. Hope you can keep your life out of the “gutter” this year! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday bowler! Not saying you’re old, but if your life was a game, you’d be on the 10th frame!

3. Some friends are a perfect 10, but I think you’re a 300! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday to the best bowler with the lowest handicap… mainly because you use bumpers!

5. Happy birthday bowler! They say the finest present is buying gifts for others. You know where I bowl at – I’m waiting!

6. Can’t wait for your party tonight – let’s rock and “bowl!” Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! Claiming you’re turning 39 again? That’ll be a harder sell than converting a 7-10 split!

8. Sorry, can’t “spare” your feelings here – you’re old! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! You’re the best bowler to bowl in bowling alleys where other bowlers bowl when they go out bowling!

10. I don’t care what everybody is saying, I think you’re a fine bowler. Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! I spoke to your boss and they said you could skip work today to go bowling!

12. Bowling is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! I know you’re getting older, but there’s no need to “bowl” your eyes out over it!

14. I’ve seen you bowl – let’s hope you’re a better shot blowing out your birthday candles! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Hey, how about you get your “balls” back from your wife and come go bowling with me?

16. You bowl pretty good for an old man! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Not all my friends like to go bowling, only the best ones!

18. Once every generation an excellent bowler is born. That bowler would like to wish you happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday to the coolest “alley cat” I know!

20. Happy birthday! Want to go for drinks and bowling? Doesn’t matter which order, I’ve seen you bowl before!