20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Boat Lovers

Know somebody that LOVES their boat?

Searching for a funny and sarcastic way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for boaters – 100% original – that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Boat Lovers
Memes and Quotes

1. Hey, just dropping a line to see if you want to go drop a line! Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday boater! Just wanted to give you a little “anchor-agement” on your special day!

3. The two best days for a boat owner? The day they buy it and the day they invite all their friends to party for their birthday! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! I called your boss and they said you could miss work to go out boating today!

5. Once every generation the world’s best boater is born. That boater would like to wish you happy birthday!

6. Hey, got you a boat for your birthday! KNOT! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! You’re not over the hill, you’re just idling up to the boat launch!

8. Boats are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday boater! People say the most special gift is giving gifts to others. You know where I live – I’m waiting!

10. Don’t worry, “schooner” or later old age catches up to all of us! Happy birthday!

11. Happy birthday! Just remember not to go “overboard” tonight, you have to work tomorrow!

12. Hey, I called your wife today and she said we could take your boat out! Just kidding, she said no… but let’s do it anyway! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday boater! There’s no docking way we’re staying ashore today!

14. I don’t care what others are saying, I think you’re boat is fine. Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday! Not all my friends have a boat, only the best ones!

16. It’s your birthday today? No ship! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! You’re the best boater to ever boat your boat in areas where other boater boat their boats!

18. You’re “naut” that old! Happy birthday boater!

19. Happy birthday! Are we on a boat? No, but we could be!

20. Heard you were saving your birthday money for a new boat? Sounds like a liquid investment! Happy birthday!