20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Bank Workers

Have a friend or family member that works at a bank?

Looking for a funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

These 100% original 20+ funny birthday wishes for bank workers will make getting older just a little easier!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Bank Workers
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1. Happy birthday to the nicest loan shark I know!

2. I was going to get you some cash for your birthday, but I figured not since you handle money all day at work! Happy birthday!

3. Some people say they don’t like banks. Those people suck! Happy birthday!

4. Did you know that I used to work at a bank? I was fired my first day because when a guy came in and asked me to check his balance, I pushed him over! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! How about we go out for your birthday? You don’t want to spend it “a loan!”

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6. Did you hear about the heavyset psychic that got a job at a bank? She was a “four-chin teller!” Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! Not all my friends work for a bank, only the best ones!

8. Once every generation the world’s best bank worker is born. That worker would like to wish you happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Hey, did you hear that your bank was giving all their employees raises? Me neither…

10. Did you hear about the thief that robbed a Russian bank? He got “Putin” jail! Happy birthday!

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11. Happy birthday! By the way, I forgot my online banking login again – can you help?

12. Hey, I got you a “credit card” for your birthday! Don’t get too excited, it’s maxed out! Happy birthday!

13. Happy birthday! You’re the best banker to ever bank things for people that need banking!

14. I don’t care what everybody is saying, I think you’re a fine coworker! Happy birthday!

15. Happy birthday bank worker! People say the best gift is buying presents for your friends. You know I’m a fan of cash – I’ll be waiting!

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16. I don’t always ask my friends for money. But when I do, I prefer to borrow it from you! Happy birthday!

17. Happy birthday! Some friends like to stream music and some like to collect vinyl records – but I know you prefer “CDs!”

18. I’m just texting you to “tell”-er happy birthday!

19. Happy birthday! Here’s hoping you get lucky and make a “deposit” tonight!

20. Why is the river rich? Because it has two “banks!” Happy birthday!

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