20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Authors and Writers

Know someone that likes to write?

Want a funny and sarcastic way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes for authors and writers – 100% original – that are sure to get a laugh!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Authors and Writers
Memes and Quotes

1. Hey, can we go out on your boat for your birthday? I hear you have a great penman-“ship!” Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday to the best writer I know… from your most grammatically-challenged friend!

3. I read a study that writing every day can help prevent aging. Honestly, I’m not sure the “prose” outweigh the cons! Happy birthday!

4. You’re not over the hill, you’re just on your final chapter! Happy birthday!

5. Happy birthday! I spoke to your boss and they said you could stay home and write all day!

6. You write pretty well for an old person! Happy birthday!

7. Happy birthday! You’re the best writer to ever write things that other writers also write when they’re writing!

8. I hope you have a “supernatural” day ghostwriter! Happy birthday!

9. Happy birthday! Make sure you take all of your vitamins – you don’t want to get “author”-itis!

10. Happy birthday writer! They say the greatest gift is giving presents to other people. You know where I live – I’ll be watching for it!

11. I really don’t care what others say, I think you’re one of the best writers! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday to the most persistent person I know! You’re an author I can’t refuse!

13. You’re not old, you’re a classic! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday to my friend that’s always “write!” Have a great day!

15. Writing is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! I know you like to write, but have you ever considered editing? I think it might be more “rewording!”

17. Once every generation the world’s best writer is born. That writer would like to wish you happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! Not all my friends like to write, only the best ones!

19. I think you should get a massage for your birthday. I heard you were “past tense!” Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday to the grandma of grammar!