20+ Funny Birthday Wishes about Chemistry

Is your friend, family member, or colleague a chemist or chemistry major?

Looking for a unique and funny way to tell them “Happy Birthday?”

We’ve come up with 20+ funny birthday wishes about chemistry that are sure to get a couple of chuckles!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes about Chemistry
Memes and Quotes

1. I think you’re a gold-level friend because you’re “AU-some!” Happy birthday!

2. Happy birthday! You’re the best chemist to ever chemist things that need to be chemist-ed!

3. I just heard how old you are – there’s “H2-no” way you’re that old! Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday! For your birthday, I’m throwing you an orgy in the science lab! Everybody’s “cheming…”

5. Once every generation the world’s best chemist is born. That chemist would like to wish you happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! You’re exactly how I like my coffee – hot, strong, and complex!

7. I don’t always talk chemistry with you. But when I do, I prefer to drink Dos Equis afterward! Happy birthday!

8. Happy birthday! Not all my friends are chemistry majors, only the best ones!

9. Do you have 11 protons? I ask because you’re “so-dium cute!” Happy birthday!

10. Happy birthday! I was going to send you a chemistry joke for your birthday, but I was afraid I wouldn’t get a good “reaction!”

11. I don’t care what the others say, I think you’re great at chemistry! Happy birthday!

12. Happy birthday! Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium were dating? OMg!

13. Chemistry is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday chemist! People say the best present is buying gifts for other people. You know my address – I’m ready!

15. I don’t always send chemistry birthday wishes. I only do it “periodically!” Happy birthday!

16. Happy birthday! I was going to get you a cake for your birthday, but they “ar-gon!” Sorry…

17. Some people say they don’t like chemistry. Those people suck! Happy birthday!

18. Happy birthday! Hope you enjoy your birthday “a-tom!”

19. All of the lab mice know it’s your birthday today! They think you’re old too! Happy birthday!

20. Happy birthday! You’re not over the hill, you’re just getting close to Barium!